Yes you have guessed, the Government has done a Hollywood and once again issued a follow-up to their
guidance on the forthcoming Contaminated land legislation. It is amazing to think that the gestation period of this piece of legislation (which was conceived in 1990), has not only outlived Margret Thatcher, John Major and Paddy Ashdown, but has also been embraced by the GM-Tory party! It seems that only come-back kids Michael Portillo and Peter Mandelson have a chance of being around when it comes into force - that is if the Millennium bug doesn't get them first.
It reminds one of the film 'Groundhog Day' (where the chief character is doomed to relive each day as an identical replay of the previous one). OK so the guidance changes a little (proving, if nothing else, that Darwins theory of evolution was fundamentally correct) but at the end of the day the end result is still the same - it will always come into effect in six months time!
6 months from now it will be, er um, April 2000. Somehow it seems difficult to believe that on April Fools Day there will be legislation put into force that will :-
- Put the housing market into slump (land blight)
- Legalise Badger-baiting (honest Gov' its a trial pit)
- Prevent fox-hunting (a toast to the gentlemen in moleskin trousers)
- Enable anyone who can spell 'Contamination' to make a fortune in consulting fees
Anyway enough of the