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Santa Claus Enterprises - Environmental jobs at the e-Reindeer industry interface


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Business Development Director | Contaminated Reindeer Specialists | Global Warming Consultant (Reindeer Flatulence) | Present diligence Specialists | Airborne Ecologist | Adviser (Carbon Dioxide / Hot Air) | H+S Adviser | H+S Inspection Manager | Reindeer Safety Consultant | Teamleader - Energy | Senior Business Manager- Packaging | Asst Technician Environmental Manager | Compliance Officer - Goodboy / Badboy | Project Risk Manager | H+S Practitioner (Chimneys) | Energy Conservation Officer

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Business Development Director

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Ultima Thule, Lapland
60k
Lead + grow bus unit. Identify + exploit e-Xmass commecial opps + nurture long term bus relationships. Motivate + dvlp office + field staff. Rpt + wk w SC implementing strategic initiatives.
Req: Dot.Dasher.Com exp, JIT exp. Snr proactitioner track record in envtl sector, providing tech solns. Gd Eng/Sci deg. Gd personal, leadership, commercial + org skills. Motivation + strong customer focus.
Ref: SL/BDD Santa-link
CVs: + write w salary Dasher Lightfoot, Nicholas Hse Hse, 29 Alder Hill Rd, Ultima Thule, Lapland
Santa@eToy.com
Source: Teletubby 24/12


 

Contaminated Reindeer Specialists


World-wide
Site Invstgn + Desk Study, win Envtl Cons
Req: Bachelors Deg + 2 yrs + exp. Strontium 90 + R/A Iodine exp.
CVs: Holly Resources,
Source: Recruitmt Agency


 

Global Warming Consultant (Reindeer Flatulence)


France (Nice) + UK (Bognor)
Macho posturing, apres le deluge Moi,
Req: Min 2 yrs hands-on G+T serving exp. company Micro Scooter supplied
CVs: Holly Resources,
Source: Recruitmt Agency


 

Present diligence Specialists


Dasher Assocs
Req: 3yrs exp phase 1 envtl audits + good boy compliance.
Ref: EBM /joblink
CVs: w salary/charge rate + euro lang skills to Personnel Ofcr, Dasher Lightfoot, Nicholas Hse , 25 Spruce Hill Rd, Ultima Thule, Lapland
Tel No calls
Source: Teletubby 24/12


 

Airborne Ecologist

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Santa's Grotto , Lapland
Promo envtl awareness + pro-active mgmt of envtl issues on + off-air locns. devlp Gift Life-cycle analys
Req: 8yrs rel exp include IPC, Wst mgmt, chem discharge + EIA.
Ref: Santa-link
CVs: write (agency) Rudolfos (Mgmt Svcs),Ultima Thule, Lapland
Tel No calls
Source: Teletubby 24/12


 

Adviser (Carbon Dioxide / Hot Air)

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Union of Industrial Reindeer Employers' Confederations of Europe
Analyse EU policies in envt + santa dvlpmt. Draft rel posn papers. Support intl commtees. Rep indy.
Req: Grad in law/pol sci/economics/nat sci. Gd knwlg envtl policy issues + euro affairs interest. Understand tech issues. French (Moi) + English (Gutted). Gd oral + written comm skills.
Adv: German +/ other euro lang. EU affairs prof exp.
Ref: Santa-link
CVs: + write w photo + day tel no (mk confidential) STNICK, Attn: Director Industrial Affairs Dept, rue Josephine II, 40 - Present Box 4 - 8000 Brussels
Tel (GB) No calls
Source: Euro Rock + Lichen Star 24/12


 

H+S Adviser

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Lapland Constabulary
17.8-20.7k
Ensure delivery force meets regs + leg thru advice + asstance.
Req: IOSH corp mbr/eqiv w 2yrs H+S exp. Have public H+S + H+S training exp. PC lit.
Ref: Santa-link
Deadline: 2/1/98
Info: Little Elf, Nicholas Hse , 25 Larch Rd, Ultima Thule, Lapland
Tel (24hr)
Source: H+S Proctologist 22/12


 

H+S Inspection Manager


Worldwide Reach
Claus Bros.
3mth contract (pos 1yr) to imp H+S policies incl risk of wrong toy assmt.
Req: NEBOSH Dip w knwlg of current practice.
Adv: LA/enfocemt bkgrnd.
Ref: Santa-link
CVs: w salary expn Dasher, Dir of Facilities, 25 Larch Rd, Ultima Thule, Lapland
Tel (GB) No calls
Source: H+S Proct 22/12


 

Reindeer Safety Consultant


Birmingham w W/wide Travel.
To run + maintain H+S projs upon clients sites.
Req: 2-3 yrs exp win H+S + Occ Hygiene + NEBOSH Diploma.
CVs: Holly Resources.
Source: Recruitmt Agency


 

Teamleader - Energy

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Edinburgh
FMCG client requires + exp leader to assist, advise + implement on all issues relating to Energy conservation
Req: Suspension of 3rd law thermodymcs A min of 5 yrs exp at cutting edge sleigh technol is required.
CVs: Holly Resources.
Source: Recruitmt Agency


 

Senior Business Manager- Packaging


North East
c35k
Lead logistics co to compliance with Euro Packaging regs. Liase accross whole org + w external bodies.
Req:Grad/eqiv w several yrs snr safety exp in manu ind, incl Maslow Dupont STOP + Behavioural Safety Mgmt practices.
Ref: 11568 /Santa-link
CVs: (agency) Scrooge Bros, 1 Deadend Alley, London SW11 1HB
Tel (GB) no calls
Source: Teletubby 24/12


 

Asst Technician Environmental Manager

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Sleighs-R-Us, Twickenham
Provide svc to bus sites include monitoring + audits, risk assmt + COSHH assmts + training.
Req: NEBOSH dip w corp IOSH by quals. 3yrs H+S exp.
Adv: Motor ind/multi-site exp.
Ref: Santa-link
CVs: (agency) Scrooge Bros, 1 Deadend Alley, London SW11 1HB
Tel (GB) no calls
Source: Teletubby 22/12


 

Compliance Officer - Goodboy / Badboy

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Yule B Surry
To bus dev municipal / utilities + process wst win a large UK Industrial process / reindeer wste org.
Req: 10 yrs exp in the process eng contracting bus, at least three should have been in a sales/ bus dev role w emphasis on the UK Market. A good track record of selling lumpsum, turkeys in the UK is also essential.
CVs: Holly Resources.
Source: Recruitmt Agency



 

Project Risk Manager

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South
To join an up + coming multi disciplinary orgn as a proj risk mngr.
Req: You have either elec/mech or maths deg + at least 5 yrs proj risk mngment or safety assessment exp on complex projs.
CVs: w salary/charge rate + euro lang skills to Personnel Ofcr, Red noses R US, Nicholas Hse , 25 Spruce Hill Rd, Ultima Thule, Lapland
Tel No calls
Source: Teletubby 24/12



 

H+S Practitioner (Chimneys)


Dasher Lightfoot Assocs, travel UK
Visit UK properties to liase + advise mgrs on Chimney H+S.
Req: Reg safety practitioner + corp mbr IOSH w 5ys rel exp. PC litw elec + mech knwlg + understand CDM. Clean DL.
Adv: Retail/wholesale bkgrnd.
Ref: Santa-link
CVs: Holly Resources.
Source: Recruitmt Agency



 

Energy Conservation Officer


W/wide travel UK
Visit cyber properties to liase + advise mgrs on eToy.com controversy
Req: 5ys renewable enrgy exp. Web lit no over 18's plse. Clean DL.
Adv: Nuclear/chicken droppings bkgrnd.
Ref: ME Thane01
CVs: ME Thane
Source: May the Fur B with U


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